A#7     B       C#      Cm      D#      D#m     F       
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 |O||    ||OO    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||O|    O|||   
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F#      Fm      G#m     
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 ||O|    ||||    |||O   
 O|||    |||O    |O||   
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[intro]
             D#     Cm D#
This was a triumph
    Cm           D#
I'm making a note here
Cm           D# Cm
"huge success"

     Fm              A#7
It's hard to overstate my satis-
D#      Cm D#
-faction

Cm         D#     Cm D#
Aperture Science
   Cm             D#       Cm      D# Cm
we do what we must because we can

Fm              A#7
For the good of all of us
           B
except the ones who are dead


[chorus]
            F#        C#           B       F#
but there's no sense crying over every mistake
         F#       C#               B         F#
you just keep on trying till you run out of cake
        G#m           C#            F#      C#/F  D#m
and the science gets done and you make a neat gun
        B           A#7
for the people who are still alive


[bridge]
D# Cm
D# Cm
D# Cm
D# Cm


[verse]
             D#    Cm  D#
I'm not even angry
Cm          D#      Cm      D#   Cm
I'm being so sincere right now

Fm              A#7
Even though you broke my heart and
     D#   Cm D#
killed me

    Cm           D#   Cm D#
And tore me to pieces
    Cm               D#   Cm      D#  Cm
And threw every piece into a fire

Fm                 A#7
As they burned, it hurt because
         B
I was so happy for you


[chorus]
          F#         C#           B        F#
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
          F#      C#             B         F#
And we're out of beta; we're releasing on time
       B         C#                F#       C#/F       D#m
So I'm glad I got burned; think of all the things we learned
        B           A#7
for the people who are still alive


[bridge]
D# Cm
D# Cm
D# Cm
D# Cm


[verse]
(quieter)
             D#       Cm  D#
Go ahead and leave me
  Cm            D#      Cm      D#   Cm
I think I prefer to stay inside

Fm                A#7
Maybe you'll find someone else
       D#   Cm D#
to help you

Cm           D#   Cm D#
Maybe Black Mesa?
Cm              D#     Cm            D#  Cm
That was a joke - haha - fat chance!

Fm           A#7
Anyway, this cake is great
          B
it's so delicious and moist


[chorus]
        F#         C#                    B         F#
Look at me, still talking when there's science to do
  F#        C#                  B           F#
I look out there; it makes me glad I'm not you
       B         C#                F#       C#/F   D#m
I've experiments to run; there is research to be done
       B          A#7            D#
on the people who are still alive


[outro]
Cm      D#           Cm           D#
And believe me, I am still alive!
Cm        D#             Cm            D#
I'm doing science and I'm still alive!
Cm        D#             Cm           D#
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive!
Cm              D#           Cm            D#
And when you're dying I'll be still alive!
Cm              D#            Cm           D#
And when you're dead I will be still alive
Cm         D#
Still alive
Cm        (D#)
Still alive